Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.