due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
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my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.