This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
one might say we're banned from that church
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.