I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift