I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?