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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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