if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Help. Why am I so naked?
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