Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
