Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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