i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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