I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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