No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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