So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
