You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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