That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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