the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
