doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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