Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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