Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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