she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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