now i know why i became what i already was.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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