This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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