? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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