Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have fence marks all over my body
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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