No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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