I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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