They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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