You're completely useless in the revolution.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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