the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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