So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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