I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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