hell yes lets make some ravioli
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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