The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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