Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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