They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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