i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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