You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I have demons in me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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