Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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