In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This is the high leading the old right now
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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