Don't you send me to vm
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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