idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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