Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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