Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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