NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
