I'm passing your future prison.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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