Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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