Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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