i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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