i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
porn star boner night. come get it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Randomize
