Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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