Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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