Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
