ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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