you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he was CRYING into my vagina
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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