i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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